Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck
I want a fucking duck!!!!!!!
THIS IS MY DREAM GIRL! DREAM GIRL, IF YOU SEE THIS, ADD ME ON LEAGUE! eddietomkanobi. i love you…… please love me back
(Source: i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
I don’t want to reblog this but the words are so perfect
omgrobert pattinson ≠ edward cullen
repeat
fuck that, i’d rather have a girl who plays fuckin league
(Source: alelopezg)
Sleeping next to someone,
not with someone, is perhaps
the most intimate you will
ever be with another human.
In sleep, we are completely
defenseless. We are soft
and supple and childlike.
Our hard exteriors falls away
when the sand hits our eyes.
The way you sleep, with your
face softened and your arms
wrapped around my waist,
is the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen. I am not an
artist, but I may become one
just so that I can capture that
moment.
I Miss Sleeping Next To You (via raindropsonredroses)
(Source: sadlittlewords)
a quinn comic for a friend. couldn’t resist making baby valor fat. i <3 fat birds.
Damn…I want this… fckin league though LOL!!!
(Source: shady5683)
LOL yea that last anon was pretty weird
ok this is just gettin weird now lol
you’re my fan jamie?! you’re too nice! i miss you too! we gotta chill sometime
you’re like my only fan haha, and i guess but ehhh
aww i have a fan?! that’s so cool,i don’t think you’re creepy haha
wtf who is this? lol
